Albanian abortion

A type of abortion that is performed by an Albanian person in order to save money. The abortion also causes the woman to become infertile. The person performing the abortion kicks the woman very hard in the uterus, killing the foetus and also completely destroying the uterus which hence causes the woman to remain infertile for the rest of her life.

Guy 1: "Something is up. Last week Hannah said she's pregnant but now she just told me she's infertile"
Guy 2: "She clearly was given the Albanian abortion"

by CherrykoolaidYT December 21, 2021

Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

Albino cock fight

A albino cock fight is where u cum on a girl's eyes and she punches ur cock till it bleeds. GIRL MUST BE WHITE AND BLOND.

Bro I just had the best albino cock fight with my girl last night

by anonymous December 22, 2021

Albin

Albin is a name for a normal boy with huge imagination. even tho you are named Albin it doesn't mean you are great you will have to find your success. you have many weakness but you will find your way through. Your feelings are important so give it some value. you are good but don't let the darkness take over you.

hey look, that boy very understanding he must be a Albin

by Alien-Alfa December 22, 2021

Alban

Alban is a great lookin guy with a huge horse cock

Omg did you see Alban at the store yesterday? I could see his huge cock from his pants

by Fatbroski December 26, 2021

Albert

The God of eating pussy. A master at the art of cunnilingus.

He's an Albert when he puts his face between my legs. He knows what he's doing!

by Fiona Gallegher December 27, 2021

albanianstunnagirl

the most awesomeest instagram shitpost page on planet earth, you will literally like cry and shit when you see albanianstunnagirl post something and everytime you see her stories you will be overcome with joy.

"Hey bruh you follow albanianstunnagirl?"
"No bruh she wont accept me into her page because i know her irl"
"#REKT"

by albanianstunnagirlfan December 28, 2021