Dad

Something you don't have. Roasted.

Player 1: You got shit on that's why you don't have a dad. Player 2: How did you know?

by Tyler Blevins March 15, 2021

dad

what you dont have

"Hey man where your dad"

by Boowomp December 8, 2022

dad

That guy who said he was going to the store for milk and never came back

Timmy's dad lest to get milk and never came back.

by Weeping-Boi May 27, 2018

Your dad

A Reverse insult.

Your dad: A reverse insult
Timmy: What were you doing last night?
Will: Your dad in the back of Walgreens.

by sackboy1678 February 1, 2021

dad lure

A fathers past life before they met their mother. Often consist of badass stories of him and his boys running 2 mans and early age shenanigans.

“Dad what’s ur dad lure. “
“Son. I was a beast.”

by Myba11s October 30, 2023

dad

dad
someone who raped 15 different women in 15 different months

my dad is a special person

by gagadad October 3, 2019

Dad

the most asshole person I know and also the one who doesn't care and hits you and always is yelling at you, you know those ones, the ones where you get nervous whenever he is even just in the same room as you as you hope he doesn't take away your right to goddamn CLOSE YOUR DOOR JUST SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE HIM

Hey DAD nice to see you here

by Sue froppy May 10, 2019