Lovre penis

when something is very small, the most people are gonna call it "lovre penis"

oh my gosh , you see that dog? LOVRE PENIS

by NicK Guhr March 20, 2020

Penis Afro

The pubic hair of a male

Dad I’m getting some penis afro

by Im a BOT5059 June 12, 2020

Kale penis

It is what your penis smells like after you pull out of a vegan. Because she doesn't want your protein injection.

He finished his orgasm and pulled out and his vegan girl loved to smell his kale penis!

by Jilaman September 25, 2020

Penis Biter

A penis biter is a person that bites men or transgender women's penis'. Penis biters are mostly gay people that need an exorcist.

Ex: "Dylan is such a gay penis biter

by DumbDuck November 4, 2020

penis drunk

In men; the result of standards being lowered as the level of arousal rises.

"Dude, what was up with that butterface last night?"

"Leave me alone, I was penis drunk."

by arrowheadian July 19, 2012

The benefit of the penis

an advantage or profit gained from penile insertion.
"She was ugly,but not ugly enough to forgo the benefits of my penis"
synonyms: good, sake, welfare, well-being, advantage, comfort, ease, convenience;

She wasn't all that, but after a few drinks I might as well give her the benefit of the penis.

by JamesBrrando September 28, 2013

Penis Protector

also known as a Cup it is inserted into a jock strap, undies or something similar to protect the genitals

When playing sports with fast moving objects that may hit you in the genitals like Ice Hockey, Cricket, Lacrosse you may consider using a Penis Protector be male or female.

by Nacimod June 20, 2012