by Emo goose 🖤⛓😭 April 30, 2022

An old dude who sells his nudes to thirsty gay dudes and thots who have severe daddy issues. They typically have an onlyfan page where they post their dick pics on.
Some nigga: "Yo Taquisha, your dad an e-dad."
Taquisha: "A what?"
Some nigga: "He keeps on posting his bulge on Instagram."
Taquisha: "Nigga how the fuck do you know that?!"
Some nigga: "Because I'm thirsty, shut yo bitch ass up before I eat yo daddy's ass."
Taquisha: "A what?"
Some nigga: "He keeps on posting his bulge on Instagram."
Taquisha: "Nigga how the fuck do you know that?!"
Some nigga: "Because I'm thirsty, shut yo bitch ass up before I eat yo daddy's ass."
by Someone on the internet April 5, 2019

When someone says something completely random that doesn’t make sense. When someone says something random, say “Last year at the pool with dad?” Put a question mark at the end.
“I passed my geometry test with a 94.”
“Oh. Reminds me of when I got my pet hamster.”
“Last year at the pool with dad?”
Last year, at the pool with dad is just for comedic effect
“Oh. Reminds me of when I got my pet hamster.”
“Last year at the pool with dad?”
Last year, at the pool with dad is just for comedic effect
by Miles Edgeworth76 January 3, 2024

The act of leaving a person, in real life, so that they can be lonely. This only applies to certain games. "league" or have the name "Hairy"
Whilst, I was sipping my elegant cup of tea, I saw a certain guy named hairy with his dad "dadding".
by Hairymun May 17, 2022

Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.
Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.
by CumSockJoinedTheChat September 7, 2022

by Hoosier's dad December 28, 2016

by Xakez May 25, 2022
