Walker

Pre-pubescent male that has poor decision making skills like, piercing his own genitals with his father's nail gun.

Stanislav: Oh my Lawd! What did you do to your nuts?

Walker: What?! You don't like my new bull ring?

by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

walking w

Flight reacts is the definition of a walking w and is the greatest YouTube of all time

Walking W is Flight Reacts

Andrew Olson is a fucking. Bum

by BigDickSaddy March 5, 2018

walkaway

When you take a shit and know as soon as you pinched off the last loaf that there is no need to wipe. Not even a courtesy check. Get up, pull up your pants and continue with your day. Not possible after a night of drinking, mexican food or a three gallon enema.

"Wow, I cant believe that was my third walkaway today" he exclaimed to his girlfriend right as she started to go down on him.

by Lt. AC Drebin July 22, 2008

Herschel Walker

A Retarded GOP puppet.

Dude 1: Did you know Herschel Walker thinks evolution is fake?
Dude 2: No, why does he think that?
Dude 1: Because monkeys exist; since we evolved from monkeys, they shouldn't exist.
Dude 2: God the Republican party is a joke
Dude 1: fr

by Doqtor_tue June 7, 2022

Walking Vagina

A persistent male whiner; a male pussy. Also simply abbreviated in chatrooms as WV.

Stop being such a Walking Vagina and take it like a guy.

by Bill Peters August 3, 2004

Walker Stalker

one who actively stalks the singer/songwriter/producer, Butch Walker.

Brosef #1: "Do you think we'll get to meet Butch at his show tonight? I know where his tour bus usually parks...maybe if we hang out around there we'll get to see him!!"
Brosef #2: "Dude, stop being such a Walker Stalker, you're starting to creep me out."

by *leah* July 27, 2006

Jersey Jesus Walker

A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.

JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.

"Gross...there's another Jersey Jesus Walker hiding her cankles."

by flosie August 3, 2009