Like the mini van (two in the pink, a fist in the skink), it is when you stick two fingers in the vagina & two fists up the ass because like a tour bus, it fits two in the front & around ten in the back
Dude, my gf is so kinky! Last night she let me tour bus her for like 20 minutes!
by ASAINatYOURdoor August 14, 2017
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After eating one or more Taco Bell Double Decker tacos, then after completing all but the final stages of digestion, the act of unleashing said final stage of digestion in the form of an "upper decker".

This act is considered one of the most high forms of retribution and shall be reserved for only the most heinous of enemies.
Jake is a twat! He stole $60 from me and used it to take my ex-girlfriend on a date. While they're out, I'm going to wolf down 8 Double Deckers, break into his house, and leave him a nice smelly London Tour Bus in the top of his toilet.
by Mr. FancyPants July 14, 2014
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A rapper who falsely raps about living the trap life while at the same time being a millionaire who performs shows for all of his money.
21 Savage is always rapping about how he still traps. He's just a Tour Bus Trapper
by lilpseudonym December 8, 2016
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1. A garbage truck
2. A vehicle that takes away your trash.
<insert name> go take out the trash before the Mexican tour bus gets here.
by Nj0071 May 26, 2014
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A reference to a penis that's been inside of a lot of people, in the sense that a tour bus goes everywhere - this person's dick has been everywhere

It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus
by GasMaskOverdrive December 8, 2017
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when the 1d boys were on tour and louis and harry were alone in the tour bus and a lot of traumatizing stuff happened. Later, we also see poor harry not being able to sit later at their concert that day. ahem.
hey! do you remember the tour bus incident?
Oh mah godddddddd
by larry loves tour buses September 8, 2023
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Having sex with a girl using all of her holes, starting in the vagina, moving to anal, and finishing with oral and likely ending with hepatitis A.
Me and Joey pulled the Tijuana tour bus and that hoe. Tijuanatourbus is my favorite way to take a load
by Clownfromptown December 31, 2019
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