ass suit

someone who is so far up their own ass they wear it as a suit

Jeez that guy is such an ass suit. Did you hear about the diva tantrum he threw the other day. I hope he chokes on his own farts while he's up there

by Nikita Majic January 25, 2011

Classy ass

a female who is classy, sexy, hard to get, and amazingly good in bed. The kind of girl you have to work really hard to get, but when you do it was worth all blue balls you suffered because of her. The kind of girl you want, and would never give up on.

I'm tired of all these little skanks, I want a classy ass betch.

by Wilmy April 12, 2011

Ass-Book

When sitting on your phone, you update you Facebook status without knowing it. (Ass booked, Ass-Booking)

Person 1: "Dude, what the hell is going on with your Facebok status?"

Person 2: "Oh, I must have been Ass-Booking while I was in the DMV."

by Cross194 July 4, 2010

ass broke

No money at all and none coming in.

Unemployment ran out and I have no leads. I'm ass broke!!!

by therealpatriot August 5, 2010

ratty-ass

An object or person that is in bad condition. Having fallen into a state of disrepair or deterioration, as through neglect; broken-down and shabby.

Did you see those ratty-ass jeans that ho was wearing?

by Andy T. February 2, 2006

ass magician

he who is gifted in dropping atomic ass bombs and getting away with it for a few moments by sneezing or coughing. then of course he is left to suffer in his stinky aura.

Guy: *cough* *cough*
Dude: (after a few seconds) what the hell???
Guy: Success! you didnt even hear me do it!
Dude: ....you Ass Magician.......

by TrippleWhopper November 26, 2007

Container Ass

An ass which is only good when viewed in a container, such as jeans. Otherwise it is a big old jiggly ass.

"Man her ass looks real nice in them jeans"
"Dude, its probably just a container ass"

by Deaoay Omtay October 11, 2007