ass grease

The lingering stench left behind, after an individual doesn't shower for five days (or more), eats a lot of mexican food, and drinks excessively. Not even half a bottle of fabric refresher/air sanitizer will eliminate this stench.

I dare you to go in Lesley's room because it smells like ass grease. Good luck because you will most likely dry heave.

ass grease by Kate, Lesley, and Lydia October 3, 2005

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ass sock

An absorbent sock inserted between the buttocks when experiencing severe diarrhoea. Traditionally used for nocturnal purposes when rectum control may accidentally lapse briefly. It may also be employed during the day when consciously attempting to pass wind but where one is unsure of resulting discharge.

I would have pissy shitted the bed if I didn't have my ass sock in.

ass sock by DrTim June 18, 2007

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Ass Clown

It's when a girl with lots of make up is eating your ass while you are standing up and her mascara and lip stick leaves a mark on your ass that resembles a clown's face.

Man that chick from the bar with all the make up was tossing my salad last night and I woke up with an ass clown.

Ass Clown by KY KidXXX September 24, 2010