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Widefield Highschool 

Widefield Highschool is a school located in Fountain, CO. Most of people here are pot heads or weird edgy kids. The male population would most likely go to the bathroom and make some sort of drug deal and the female population always has some sort of beef mostly at school dances. Most of the kids that go to this school are beaners and/or fake gang members.
Imagine not being a stoner at Widefield Highschool!

Windfields Middle School 

Your average TDSB school. Most kids are average except for this one madly talented legend; Shaayl. This kid is the sole reason why anyone goes to this school. The teachers and students alike love him for his generally funny and awesome self. Someone give him an award. Also, he is friends with Drake
Guy 1: Yo are those kids from Windfields Middle School
Guy 2: the school run by Shaayl

Guy 1: yeye that one

Windfielder 

Refers to a group of gay students from a school called Windfields.
They all usually wear a tight Hollister Shirt, a Fresh Baby Blue New Era Fitted Hat, and a pair of gay West 49 Shoes. They think they run shit, but they dont. They do anything to get action, such as providing windfielder females with marijuana.
Guy 1-"Yo man check out those windfielders over there"
Guy 2- "Ye they are so gay"
Windfielder by junjiebot January 21, 2009

Widgified 

To Be Hung Like A Human Donkey
That Bloke looks Widgified
Widgified by Dan Harris April 29, 2006

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026