Zooted

To dissapear in effect of your girlfriend becoming pregnant.

She gave me the news and I zooted before she could finish🏃 ♂️

by x6_moe June 8, 2019

Zooted

A code word to tell your other friends you're extremely high without letting others know

"Dude I'm so zooted right now" *currently in math class*

by yosuggababy April 24, 2018

hash zoot

A spliff/joint containing hash (hashish) and weed (bud). May also contain tobacco (baccy). Usually gets you fucked.

Fuck this alcohol! Lets go down the piff spot and light up a fat hash zoot!

by YummyGrandpaJohn September 19, 2023

Tickets to zoot city

When one procures Xanax and weed with the hopes of entering a "zooted" state where they will accomplish absolutely nothing except watching movie trailers and nodding off constantly for an entire weekend.

Hey Bro you want to head out and chase down some trim Friday night "Sorry Bro I'm not going out, I got two tickets to zoot city so next time I'm free is Monday morning.

by Peeta Bennett December 21, 2022

Zooted

When you are so mo'fuckin high or drunk, all you say is "shut up bitch ass nigga, im zooted right now"

Damn Pietro, you look mo'fuckin zooted right now
Nigga, how many bongs did you it last nigh with the hoes, you look zooted

by Fortnite bonger May 1, 2024

Zoot

England slang for joint which is weed wrapped with paper

Dude #1: bro what do you wanna smoke out of today?

Dude #2: let’s smoke a zoot!

by A$ap Dri May 21, 2019

Zooted

Circumcised

RIP to my Peepaw Bill. Know one will ever have such a freshly zooted hog.

by HogInspector November 4, 2021