jase warner

Jase Warner is the type of guy to make you feel wanted and loved. He’s very closed off, and he hides his emotions very well. But, if he cares for you he’ll open up more and more, and you’ll realize that he’s the sweetest and most loving person ever. If you find yourself a jase Warner, fucking KEEP him! You’ll regret letting him go. He knows how to have fun, and sticks up for his opinions, and he doesn’t tolerate any bullshit, he doesn’t like to be pushed around and bosses around. So, watch for a jase Warner. He’s secretly very intelligent, and very hot and sexy. He’s the most amazing person ever. Trust me.

“OMG! It’s jase Warner! He’s so hot!”

by PurpleQuees May 18, 2020

Putin warns

An empty threat.
The US's equivalent to "China's final warning".

"Hey, did you hear? Putin warns that he'll attack the US."
"That's not going to happen."
"What makes you so sure?"
""Putin warns", that alone means it's an empty threat."

by SomeCaliGirl February 10, 2023

Josh Warnke

He is a sexy man. Often referred to as Daddy Josh. Also his Arse/Bunda is so big it eclipses the universe. He has 56 wives, Four husbands and one girlfriend. If you want someone with a sexy bunda then Josh is your man

Oh look at Josh Warnke.(feints)

by True989fact July 6, 2023

My Warner

The one guy you can never say with honesty that you are over. He was hot, he offed you for a hosebeast, he definitely has regrets—or should. You showed up and shoved off because men can’t treat us that way and live. Nonetheless, he is a part of your romantic timeline. As Elle Woods dismisses her case of infatuation at the end of Legally Blond, bonehead doesn’t get a bone.

Sandy: when you gonna date again

Candy: Sick of this sht
Sandy: You got to move on from the dream
Candy: it’s been over so over. He was My Warner but he can get pyroney
Sandy: Your ex?
Candy: No, that was My Fisher Stevens

by williet hughnot September 2, 2023

Where's the warning?

Question asked by viewer when something offensive, fugly, unpleasant, or in any other way unwanted appears on television without any of the usual program warnings

* Kevin Rudd appears on the news *

Dude: Where's the warning?

by aiselgi November 18, 2009

Michael Jackson's early warning system

When you rig your home or place of work with a mechanism to identify if someone is coming to find you.

luckily I heard that squeaky door open when my mum came home, I was able to close all my pornhub windows and tuck my cock under my belt / cover it with my t-shirt. thank god for my Michael Jackson's early warning system.

by Marc Hudson March 25, 2019

Red Dawn warnings

Code name for an early email chain among a prominent group of medical experts, sounding the alarm about coronavirus. For months it was ignored by the president, who said of the pandemic, "It will disappear as if by magic".

If the president had not refused to listen to the Red Dawn warnings, the pandemic could have been much more effectively controlled in the United States.

by Monkey's Dad April 12, 2020