Midget tosser

A small girl who over compensates with a big attitude. Will get an attitude over hearing you breathe. Usually throws Yankee candles.

I had a stuffy nose and some midget tosser assaulted me with a candle.

by Midget tosser January 27, 2020

taco tosser

Licking pussy. If God did not want man to eat pussy then why did he make it look so much like a taco.

I'm going out tonight and I'm gonna be the biggest taco tosser in the club.

by jimmybomm July 25, 2020

Eli Tonder

Probably the best boyfriend to ever exist, really.

He's the only kind and caring guy I've ever dated that actually talks to me and likes to be around me.
Super affectionate and overall an awesome person... Magnificent is a better word actually.

I fucking love him.
He's my one and only Telescopic Octopus & Kreme with Explosive Grandmas <3

Eli Tonder: *Insert every synonym of perfect*

by PineappleFlex August 7, 2022

speckamafied tosser

gay little bent tosser who lives in a little mushroom in bulgaria and often has wet dreams about being the cabin boy on the hms vassaline

andrew watson

by POUIP January 15, 2003

Tosser

The so-called 'musicians' one encounters at weddings, corporate functions, bar mitzvahs, and in sleazy Las Vegas lounges.

"Don't give up your day jobs, tossers."

by Spasticus October 7, 2003

honker tonker

a girls behind. this part is used to seduce a man.

damn that honker tonker is turning me on!

by honky123456789 October 16, 2008

Toner

A noun; person, loser-ish, selfish and moody. But that's what makes him flawless.

Toner had a boner and was a stoner?

by anonymous April 14, 2005