POUIP's definitions

speckamafied tosser

gay little bent tosser who lives in a little mushroom in bulgaria and often has wet dreams about being the cabin boy on the hms vassaline

andrew watson

by POUIP January 15, 2003

pingu

something i found rummaging through my underpents drawer yesterday

i do say chester old bean, i think there a small penguin in there sniffing my knickers9said like the queen would say it)

by pouip January 21, 2003

darth vader

a scary black man who once swallowed a hovver when he was young and also likes to eat avacados

oh look darth vader seems to be humping avacados over there and throwing them at people

by pouip January 16, 2003

pighujuioppipy up shit creek without a paddle

wat ure mama said wen i rolled off her last night

rory is an official cock merchant and enjoys the company of water melons (the little afgan)

by pouip December 5, 2003

gimmble

to gimmble is to use ones testicles as dice in and illigal game of cards

would you please stop gimmbling in my face your spilling my apple juice everywhere

by pouip January 17, 2003

faeces muncher

one who munches upon poo possibly for amusment, nutritional value or large financial gain.... not forgetting to help save the walrus

"munch that faeces and I'll let you have my mahunay"

by pouip December 1, 2003

linkypinkyponkamafyining

when you violently assault someone from the navy with a weinerscnitzel

aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh wuld ye quit hitting me with that thar sausison yer landlubber

by pouip January 16, 2003