Twisted Tequila Sunrise

Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.

After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.

by 0RELLIK0 August 9, 2022

Tequila

A real noisy cat who smell like shit,
but is kinda cute

Person 1 : "Wow! What is that smell ?"
Person 2 : "It is probably a Tequila"

by tequilus 22 hater November 21, 2022

National Tequila Day

Get some good pals together; grab a drink challenge each other to a drink off.

National tequila day. Who wants a shot ? Come on your turn to play catch-up. CHEERS!

by PeaceLover<3 July 23, 2021

Tequila Surfside

Tequila Surfside

Tequila Surfside is tequila ginger ale orange

by Greg in Carlsbad August 5, 2021

Tequila Surfside

Because it’s a new drink dumb ass

Order me a Tequila Surfside

by Greg in Carlsbad August 5, 2021

Tequila Girl

Ani

The tequila girl funded Spurs’s expansion.

by Bouncer Shawn March 3, 2022

tequila tea

a set of sweaty and salty testicles in your mouth, made by collectingw and chefgrant

come on baby, give me a tequila tea

by chefgrant August 22, 2024