Commonly used as a synonym to describe the ability for one to be awkward or to bring a sense of creepiness into a conversation or group setting. This can be a natural talent that one can never out grow. This is a common trait among Toronto Maple Leaf fans.
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A TV contender (usually from a reality show), who becomes famous for stupidity, fecklessness, imbecilic behaviour, naivety, crudeness, rudeness and general chav behaviour and chav attitudes (see Chav in the dictionary).
A telechav is really a super-chav who, once famous, has the means and media exposure to expand the bounds of chavism:
· They can spend more time and money at the hairdressers having chemicals put on their hair to make it look like a cheap sparkly nylon wig.
· They can get drunk/drugged up more often and get into more fights and have sex in a better class of toilet.
· They have baby chavs (rather than use the chav contraceptive -an ab….) and call the little chavs stupid names and dress the creatures in miniature chav outfits (branded sports clothes/shoes that sell for 200 times more than they cost to produce) and have the little chavs pieced about their bodies for gold plated studs and rings to be inserted.
· Telechavs are the modern equivalent of the sideshow Geek seen in travelling shows in the USA in the 1930s, but are much more abundant.
A TV contender (usually from a reality show), who becomes famous for stupidity, fecklessness, imbecilic behaviour, naivety, crudeness, rudeness and general chav behaviour and chav attitudes (see Chav in the dictionary).
A telechav is really a super-chav who, once famous, has the means and media exposure to expand the bounds of chavism:
· They can spend more time and money at the hairdressers having chemicals put on their hair to make it look like a cheap sparkly nylon wig.
· They can get drunk/drugged up more often and get into more fights and have sex in a better class of toilet.
· They have baby chavs (rather than use the chav contraceptive -an ab….) and call the little chavs stupid names and dress the creatures in miniature chav outfits (branded sports clothes/shoes that sell for 200 times more than they cost to produce) and have the little chavs pieced about their bodies for gold plated studs and rings to be inserted.
· Telechavs are the modern equivalent of the sideshow Geek seen in travelling shows in the USA in the 1930s, but are much more abundant.
Having one eye taken out (right eye is more fashionable) and replacing it with a gold plated orb is all the rage with telechavs.
Telechav speak: "ah fink am qween of media un stuff coz am stlye like dat un evryfink - rilly"
Telechav speak: "ah fink am qween of media un stuff coz am stlye like dat un evryfink - rilly"
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Ever since that boppa from around the way, took a ride in my candy range dripping stains, and got my seed buried in her while in the turning lane, shes become a real telechubbie!
by Michael Jones June 1, 2005
Get the telechubbie mug.Someone missing a section of four teeth leaving a gap wide enough to string a telephone line across.
She lost her front center teeth that I was looking for the telephone wire between her telephone pole teeth cuspids !
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Get the telephobia mug.An inoffensive slang referring to the Filipino people. It is a very good alternative to the other racial slur for Filipinos, the word flip. The word Lloyd Telephone is derived from the Filip habit of naming their kid's Lloyd and calling appliances and items by its full name.
eg. TV is always television, phone is always telephone
eg. TV is always television, phone is always telephone
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Get the Lloyd Telephone mug.When a guy receives a blow job and cums in a girl's mouth, she makes out with someone else (with the cum still in her mouth). Then that person makes out with someone else with cum still in his or her mouth. Called Telephone kiss because it's like the game "Telephone."
Guy A came in his girlfriend Girl A's mouth. She shared a telephone kiss with Girl B, who shared one with Guy B.
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