Plaxidental Shooting

Definition 1: When you shoot yourself in the thigh on accident, most cases occur in clubs.
Definition 2: When your dumb ass star super bow reciever gets locked up for 2 years because he shot himself.

Did you hear? Vontae shot himself. Well I guess it was a plaxidental shooting.

by fkiczula November 28, 2011

Slooping

When one falls asleep while pooping. (the combo of sleeping and pooping)

Terry was so tired but in mexico so he had to go in the toilet and we found him slooping.

by Adizzal January 15, 2009

Shooting Blanks

Obvious consequence of a vasectomy. Plenty of cum, but babies have been removed.

Silly girlfriend thinks our baby will win a wedding ring. So I will enjoy the nightly bareback rides and keep shooting blanks by keeping my vasectomy secret.

by Vulgar Skunk May 18, 2017

trouble shooting

A pathetic attempt by a piece of software and/or human user at solving a problem which will persist despite any efforts short of divine intervention

After attempting to trouble shoot Windows ME errors for an hour, I was having trouble keeping myself from shooting my computer

by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

shopping car

Any small car which is designed more for carrying shopping between supermarket and home than any other purpose. Often popular with the Barry crowd due to their low resale values and insurance premiums.

That's not a street racer, it's just a shopping car with three-spokes and a fart can exhaust.

by Timberwolf March 3, 2005

Shooting Monkeys

Conspicuous masturbation, Everyone knows what you're doing in there.

"Sawyer we are right here! Stop shooting monkeys!!!"

by Rory Scott WIlson August 25, 2008

shooting your gun

The act of masturbating. Just another name. When you have shot your gun, you have masturbated. One can use cod perks to further describe their experience, like steady aim, extreme conditioning, or assassin.

-"Yo bro, where were you last night, I didn't see you at the party. Were you shooting your gun??"
-"Yo sorry man I was shooting my gun using extreme conditioning last night to pictures of Kate Upton."
-"Oh don't worry about it man, everyone does it."

by addumUP September 4, 2012