reese peanut butter cup

When someone smears peanut-butter on someone's butt crack, preform anal sex and then have the other person suck there penis.

wow some chick totally reese peanut butter cuped me yesterday!!!

by Alec :) October 14, 2008

misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks

when you and your 3 other friends are all having a crisis at the same time

medic:so let me be and I'll set you free I am in misery
scout:two trucks having sex two trucks having sex
pyro:tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous Im here to serve you customer service
sniper:reeses puffs reeses puffs eat em up eat em up eat em up eat em up
thiz is what we call misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks. Ik, wacky

by raybeez February 22, 2022

reese

Reese is a weird girl who likes to lay in bed all day watching arrested development because she’s in love with jason bateman even though he’s older than her dad. she likes to walk around the house in her underwear, ice rolling her face and boiling eggs cause it takes less effort than scrambling them. overall, she’s the coolest person you’ll ever meet if you’re not a man. she also smells like lavender.

Person 1: is that a miranda sings impersonator??

Person 2: no that’s reese

by definitelynotreesemiller October 14, 2022

Reese

A very caring guy, will always have your back. good at hockey. pretty hot, fun to bang. and overall just pretty much God himself

"omg is that Reese?" "No it's Jesus"

by HockeyandMe06 March 2, 2020

Justin Reese

A total lady killer , he is a daddy with a extra large D. Don’t mess with this sexy man or he will be deep down thinking about how many ways he can shove a knife through your heart the fastest . He really likes smoking and is down to earth dude who can cuddle and watch movies with the ones he loves . He is probably bi polar but if you approach him right he’ll like you right away !

Aubreanna is a hating ass b¡*ch . It sucks she’ll never be on Justin Reese’s level.

by PARTYSTARTA April 15, 2021

Reeses blanket

The Reeese Blanket is a blanket used to "clean up" after a good time in the bedroom by yourself.

Person 1: Hey nice Reeses Blanket.
Person 2: Probably shouldn't touch that

by Hotdoglover4592 July 19, 2024

Reese

he’s annoying and sometimes you wanna stick a whole magnolia tree up his butthole

omg can reese just leave me alone

by hiyall:) May 22, 2019