procrastibate

The act of extending a masturbatory session by delaying orgasm. In effect, having tantric sex with yourself.

Man, I can procrastibate for four and a half hours, but I can't walk the next day!

by Seamus Thurgood Kitikakarshnagarkan March 3, 2008

Procrasturbation

When procrastion feels so good it must be sexual.

Person- Dude, finals are next week. You should probably study.
Other Person- I know but procrasturbation feels too good!

by LOLKIT December 13, 2010

Procrasturbating

The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.

He could have finished his projects but he spent all of his time procrasturbating.

by Procrastibator69 June 19, 2011

Procrasturbating

Tweaking so hard you're procrastinating masturbation.

I'm so sexually frustrated. I did a bunch of tweak last night and meant to get off but I ended up procrasturbating on Wikipedia instead.

by The Philosocologist March 10, 2015

Procrasturbation

A new psychiatric malady and addiction: Procrasturbation...it's where you derive so much pleasure from putting important stuff off that you end up fucking yourself!

He flunked out of chemistry.
Yeah, he's addicted to procrasturbation.

by eternal toddler June 1, 2016

procrasturbating

when you lowkey horny but you tell yourself you’ll beat your schmeat later.

i am procrasturbating right now.

by uncreativepseudonym January 17, 2021

Procrasterbationap

Procrasterbationap is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate which results in accidentally falling asleep which may result in missing important activities or plans that were previously scheduled.

Boyfriend: "I didn't mean to miss our date honey I was procrasterbating and fell asleep afterwards."

Girlfriend "Well I hope you enjoyed your procrasterbationap, I slept with your best friend instead!"

by DaveOdmo January 26, 2011