practice my French

This phrase sounds like homework when in actuality it means to French kiss for long periods of time. Other times it can't mean to "eat out" a girl.

I have to get home, I'm cgoing to practice my French

by Yepers September 30, 2014

pectoral

The chest region and anything relating to it

Did you see his pectoral

by Queen Nona July 14, 2016

precation masturbation

The act of masturbating the day before a long vacation to avoid the urge to touch oneself in close proximity to friends and/or family members.

I've made our reservations, packed our bags, and had my precation masturbation session. I am totally ready for this trip!

by RonnieRon February 6, 2017

precaffeinate

The act of removing the coffee pot and pouring a cup of coffee before the pot has fully brewed.

"Dude, you totally precaffeinated that cup of coffee. What, you couldn't wait another 30 seconds?!?"

by Tosa Steve December 6, 2016

Precambrian

A boring time a really long time ago when the only things on earth were bacteria.

He's so old he remembers the Precambrian.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Practifriend

A practice friend. Someone who you may spend time with but with whom you really don't share a lot of information. Typically this is a person you do something with to see if you like them and/or the activity or group you're thinking of joining.

Chris was my practifriend while I figured out if I wanted to hang out with that group.

by CallMeEOnly August 6, 2019

precapilariantarian

The phenomenon in which birds completely lose their wings and are restricted to waddling around on two legs.

Man: "Hey I lost my precapilariantarian parakeet! Have you seen him?

Man 2: "What the fuck is a precapilariantarian."

Epstein didn't kill himself

by TheSlapDashDunce November 15, 2019