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Definitions by CallMeEOnly

flerf herder

A person who attempts to educate (or sometimes troll) people on social media who believe that the Earth is flat (see: flerf).
Brandon is an accomplished flerf herder who can debunk any flat Earth evidence.
flerf herder by CallMeEOnly June 23, 2023

bitcoinboi 

Usually found on social media, a bitcoinboi is obsessed with cryptocurrency, but doesn't understand it. Different from a genuine investor, a bitcoinboi typically also believes in conspiracy theories.
I knew he was just a bitcoinboi when he started inserting flat Earth conspiracy theories into his discussion about cryptocurrency.
bitcoinboi by CallMeEOnly July 29, 2022

bitcoinboi 

A person enamored by cryptocurrencies without actually understanding them. Different from a genuine investor, a bitcoinboi will frequently align themselves with contrarian and often conspiratorial viewpoints such as flat Earth, Illuminati and antivaxxer movements.
After sharing their belief that cryptocurrency would solve the world's problems the bitcoinboi also shared that he believed the Earth was flat.
bitcoinboi by CallMeEOnly July 27, 2022

Volpyanus 

A social media troll, usually found on Twitter but could exist elsewhere, who spews misinformation and lies that are so grossly untrue that they resemble secretion from an anus.
A true Volpyanus, she claimed that the Axis powers in World War 2 were in the right.
Volpyanus by CallMeEOnly April 15, 2022

chick nipps

Not to be confused with "chick nipples", chick nipps describe a man with particularly pronounced and protruding nipples
Even though his shirt wasn't very tight, we could clearly see he had chick nipps as they were very visible through the shirt.
chick nipps by CallMeEOnly September 7, 2019

Practifriend 

A practice friend. Someone who you may spend time with but with whom you really don't share a lot of information. Typically this is a person you do something with to see if you like them and/or the activity or group you're thinking of joining.
Chris was my practifriend while I figured out if I wanted to hang out with that group.
Practifriend by CallMeEOnly August 6, 2019

number brother 

Not to be confused with number neighbor, a number brother has the same phone number that you do, with only the last digit off by 1.
Hey, we’re number brothers! Your number is 555-555-1234 and mine is 555-555-1233!
number brother by CallMeEOnly August 4, 2019