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ten planks

1. Abolition of private property and the application of all rent to public purpose.

2. A heavy progressive or graduated income tax.

3. Abolition of all rights of inheritance

4. Confiscation of the property of all emigrants and rebels

5. Centralization of credit in the hands of the State, by means of a national bank with state capital and an exclusive monopoly.

6. Centralization of the means of communication and transportation in the hands of the State

7. Extention of factories and instruments of production owned by the State, the bringing into cultivation of waste lands, and the improvement of the soil generally in accordance with a common plan.

8. Equal liablity of all to labor. Establishment of Industrial armies, especially for agriculture.

9. Combination of agriculture with manufacturing industries; gradual abolition of the distinction between town and country by a more equable distribution of the population over the country.

10. Free education for all children in government schools. Abolition of children's factory labor in its present form. Combination of education with industrial production, etc.
by Jon Davis January 14, 2004
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Fag Plank

A long skateboard with larger wheelbase and wheels used for carving, cruising and slideing. Also very gay due to the fact that when ridden, the rider resembles some duchbag who can't really skate.
Man who's that gaylord on the fag plank? He prolly can't even skate.
by Richer August 10, 2009
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walk the plank

He asked me to walk the plank again last night
by SluttySue November 25, 2007
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Plank couple

Two people planking on top of eachother face to face first one to fall off losses.
by Connor rim December 15, 2012
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plank stack

An accident, usually a trip or fall, caused by varying degrees of planktitude.
1) Jimmy had a plank stack because he totally didn't see the door was closed.
2) Jimmy plank stacked his car when he hit the gas instead of the brakes.
by h1ppyj0hn October 13, 2009
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Safety Plank

The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.
I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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plank dick

When one's penis is shaped similarly to that of a wood plank.
"I wanted Jeremy until I found out he had a plank dick."
by duhkota71 January 13, 2018
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