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Nuclear Ambiguity 

When a dangerous rogue state which is suspected of having an illegal nuclear weapons arsenal claims that it "...will not introduce nuclear weapons to the Middle East" - and continues to claim that it does not have weapons of mass destruction even after one of its nuclear technicians proves that it does have a nuclear stockpile of at least 300 warheads (all so it can continue to be propped up by billions of dollars in aid from an allied country which has a law banning it from supporting proliferating countries).
Nuclear weapons? What nuclear weapons? The facility at Dimona is a textiles factory....okay okay, it is just a civilian nuclear research programme.

Now, Papa America, as we DO NOT have nuclear weapons please can you give us even more and more billions of aid dollars so we can continue building on occupied land and developing our nuclear power station.
Nuclear Ambiguity by Jay April 21, 2004
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Nuclear War 

nuclear war is the best thing evar!
Nuclear War by bob April 14, 2004

nuclear codes 

A euphemism for genitals, particularly in the context of sexting.
Bro: I sent her my nuclear codes last night. Let's just say there's going to be a launch this weekend.
nuclear codes by YoloMachine December 31, 2013

nuclear war 

a war using atomic weapons w/ the intent of destruction on another country/area.

often used as a possible effect of any plan in a debate.
only the roaches survived the nuclear war that was caused by a plan to make everyone wear school uniforms.
nuclear war by Jackie January 26, 2004

Nuclear Ninja 

Nuclear Ninja: Nuclear News Is Never Just Accepted

Too question everything that is NEWS about Nuclear!
The Nuclear Fascists say that nuclear reactors are safe but the Nuclear Ninja know better; on has only to look at the TRIPLE meltdown in Japan to that that is just Nuclear Baloney (NB)...
Nuclear Ninja by CaptD January 2, 2012

Nuclear whoopin 

The result of you not getting your chores done and your mom getting home and catching you being quaytarded on fortnite
Damn he just got his ass a nuclear whoopin
Nuclear whoopin by Milkius dudius October 18, 2018

Nuclear Annihilation 

A solution for all the world's problems
Everyone would be better off if Nuclear Annihilation just occurred
Nuclear Annihilation by 1FrostySlime February 21, 2023