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Munt-Nose

A nose that,when the person owning it is stimulated sexually, bleeds non stop, causing embarrasment on the highest level.

Several famous Munt-Nosed people include
Elton John
Paul Crevice
and
Darth Vader
"Im really sorry, it doesnt usually do that, I must be a munt-nose, like my father before me!"

" Just shut up and help me get the blood of my bra would you?!"
by Astroboom August 5, 2007
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munt funk

noun - the smell that is left on one's finger after touching a "ripe" asshole.
i was totally going to try rimming this dude, until I got a whiff of his munt funk and almost puked on his legs.
by freddyfunk September 15, 2014
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munt jack

inverted deer with hetrosexual tendancies
by emily "the shag" shmodwin July 17, 2003
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house of munt

a broken down old house filled with young goths
by genkigrrl October 25, 2004
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Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by Alan1 November 10, 2008
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Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by Alan1 November 9, 2008
mugGet the Sloppy Munt Specialmug.

Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021
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