Mormon pancake

A Mormon pancake is the term given to any flat food served up that contains male ejaculate added in there as a joke.

Myra is 99 years of age and a virgin. Imagine her surprise then to discover that her nephew Kevin has just served her up a good old-fashioned Mormon pancake. I bet she even asks for seconds.

by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017

Mormony

Lame, weak, unfun. Prudish, straitlaced. No fun allowed in the name of the Mormon Lord. A person (especially a hot girl) who refuses to show any skin. A roommate who gripes if you play an r-rated movie. A grandmother who gripes about your bride's spaghetti-strapped wedding dress. The list goes on...

See christiany

She was being mormony wouldn't come because she got off work at 11 on Saturday and didn't want to make Jesus mad by partying on his day.

by Freakin' a August 1, 2010

Mormon Joint

The act of rolling a joint with a page from the back of The Book of Mormon. Usually consists of a large amount of weed.

Bob: Whoa, I got so high last night. I didn't have any rolling paper so I rolled a fatty Mormon joint. I got so high, I thought I was dying. I think the God of Mormon was punishing me.

Ted: The "God of Mormon"?

Bob: Yeah, you know. Joseph Smith.

Ted: You're an idiot.

by idiotkid May 30, 2009

mormon first base

Engaging in hand to hand contact. In other words, holding hands.

I walked in on Doug trying to get to mormon first base with a girl, while viewing a non-rated R movie.

by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

moronic

The adjective form of moron. To do something which only someone having the qualities of a moron (someone with an IQ of 45-59) would do.

1) You tried to dress yourself in duct tape? Steve, that was moronic.

2) You tried to drink the sprites in Super Mario Brothers? Steve, that was moronic.

3) You posted your MySpace picture on UrbanDictionary.com? Steve, that was moronic.

by tgadeholt September 8, 2008

Mormontastic

1. The state of being fantastically Mormon.

Gina always pays extra tithe! She's Mormontastic!

by MoInThe415 July 13, 2005

Mormon Butt Sex

The act of having anal sex while maintaining vaginal virginity. The term arose from the tradition of Mormon girls convincing themselves that "anal sex" does not count as "sex," and therefore is acceptable to engage in before marriage.

I'm a virgin, but I don't have Mormon butt sex.

by Pharrahhh April 9, 2010