Fort Morgan Colorado

A town that smells like ass

Oh no kids we driving thru Fort Morgan Colorado cover ur noses

by What is the point of a name November 17, 2021

Fort Morgan

To walk through a drive-thru

Named for a town that smells like actual shit.

Left Tired, car-less, and hungry in Fort Morgan, we had to pursue our meal on-foot.

by w{a*zDgz:4'zXwYr)L)f[$z April 3, 2022

Morgan

Morgan’s are smart and sexy. But always doubt themselves. They are insecure and normally have depression when they are being teased, ignored, or in a fight with someone close. They are very active and athletic. But don’t see themselves as beautiful or intelligent. They are very creative and are good at learning new languages. They often refer to themselves as stupid or ugly. They are very toned and there inside is just as beautiful as the outside. They have a brilliant personality. They have a sensitive side that is hidden deep inside. And deal with a lot of shit from other people. They tend to have higher professions like doctors. They are also very happy to serve their country. They have blue eyes and brown hair. But they are very mysterious and tend to change their hair colors and styles. When they are young they tend to be shy around new people until they get to know them. They don’t like to brag and are very kind always willing to five a helping hand. She always has a smile on her face and if she doesn’t there is something wrong. They are the best friends you could ask for. If you don’t have a Morgan you should get one.

Boy 1: That girl is so hot!
Boy 2: She must be a Morgan

by Hockeyplayer27 May 9, 2018

Jack Morgan MD

This mixed drink's moniker comes from the three ingredients used to make it: Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, and Dr. Pepper. Originally created at Arizona State University, it later spread around the western United States. It is also known as the Captain Jack Morgan.

If I don't get a fuckin' Jack Morgan MD soon this party is going to be anime.

by JimSteele October 19, 2008

Piers Morgan

A man child that throws a tantrum because of his inability to control a woman or get her attention, hence developing an uncontrollable obsession and hatred for her.

ie: Damn, I hate Meghan Markle. how dare she speak her mind and demand respect. Manipulative.

Me: I hear you piers morgan

by ThatThangThanging March 8, 2021

Morgan Paige

A Morgan Paige is different. She's fucking amazing. Usually a redhead. She's the kind of girl who doesn't care what people think about her. She embraces dancing in her car, singing in the rain, and taking a million pictures. In other words, get to know her. Now.

Morgan Paige, you are amazing and you brighten my day.

by rawrtrick! August 22, 2011

Ashly Morgan Blanc

Ashly Morgan "Freeman" Blanc is often referred to as the leader of the sof side. She rolls with the scariest crew around and likes to call them her "family"...but not in a cute way, in a creepy Charles Manson way. She is one of the fastest readers alive and enjoys the sport of curling. She will run for president someday. She will also die someday...and be stuffed into a statue. Her heroes are Beyonce and Terri Porter, even though there's not much difference between the two.

Joe: What did you do last night, Randy?

Randy: I got beat up by Ashly Morgan Blanc and her crew.

by srs116 March 15, 2010