hindsighter

Someone who is quick to make a suggestion about what to do or what he would have done in a situation that has already happened.

Bill: Yea, I opened my car window and forgot that my application was sitting on the seat, and it blew right out the window.

Dan: What I always do is before opening my window is look around and see if there is anything that can blow out.

Bill: (Thinking) What a hindsighter you are.

by BillyBuggy March 30, 2011

midnight bird bath

when a female goes into a dark bathroom (generally at home) in the middle of the night & sits IN the toilet because the seat has been left up.

"Being the lone female in the frat house sucks! I ended up in a midnight bird bath three times this week!!"

by four on the floor September 21, 2011

midnightstarr

A really nice person. She loves shipping irl people even when they like being shipped 😘👍

Hey! What's midnightstarr doing!?
She's shipping people!

by Midnightstarryfan March 3, 2021

midnight glimmer

Another word for the moon.Usually used in poems as a means to articulate feelings of intoxicating romance in a scenery.Also known as the 'eye of romance' and the 'glow of compassion'.

the midnight glimmer was high above our heads as we kissed passionately with rapture.

by zingeraddict November 13, 2010

minutes to midnight

The new Linkin Park album supposed to come out on May 15th.

Me: Hey Chris, when are you you gonna spend a week in your room listening to new Linkin Park songs?

Chris: May 15th and it's called Minutes to Midnight, nub.

by Gillettex April 17, 2007

Midnight Lotto Ticket

Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.

This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.

by KRock Radio December 15, 2008

Midnight Shuffle

When two consensual adults tuck in their chub, hop in a tub, and sit knee to knee.

"You guys here to play a little Midnight Shuffle?"-George a.k.a Bathtub Guy

by nobrakesonthejaketrain April 6, 2020