masturbation

masturbation is a teenage boy's favorite past-time.

My older teenage cousin, Donnie, taught me all abut masturbation, and ever since, it's been my hobby!

by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021

masturbation

A friendly reminder that ur still single

"Hey Joe, are you going to perform masturbation today?"

Joe: "Well im not getting much action, so fuck it ill wax my carrot!"

by Captain NippleFuzz February 20, 2009

Masturb

Key to successful marriage

Masturb enhances marriage of the mind.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Masturbate

to pleasure yourself with your penis and your hand.

Note to self: dont masturbate when your pointing to your eyes.

by awefjawoijge June 1, 2003

Masturbation

the 5 finger knuckle shuffle, waxing the pud... and so on

Tom is the sea captain, He's also good at putting bait on the hook... making him the masturbater

by the austinator April 4, 2003

Masturbation

something people do when their lover is not around

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Masturbation

Artificial stimulus of genital organs

Javiers was experimenting with artificial stimulus of his genital organ in his bedroom.

another term for masturbation

by Ryan Gives July 17, 2007