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Sweaty Macintosh

The act of forcefully driving an apple into one's vagina while using it to masturbate. Afterwords, eating the apple.
Stay out! I'm trying to Sweaty Macintosh over here!
by ThiccSpaghett December 28, 2010
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mr. mackintosh

Basically the greatest math teacher in the history of mankind. Could, and would, teach the entire continent of Asia blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back and still have time to spare. Possibly taught Asians math.
by Mr. Mackintosh June 10, 2018
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machine head

Not only one of the greatest metal bands of all time, but also the name of Deep Purple's (one of the founding fathers of metal) greatest album. This name is synonymous with heavy music. And so it should be.
"Davidian kicked ass, Machine head are great."
"I just cant get over how cool Machine Head sounds 20 years on."
by Moose Lord July 8, 2005
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Macklin

A wonderful person. She will always listen to you, and love you for who you are. She's confident, intelligent, and sexy. If you meet a Macklin, wife that girl up.
I just met a Macklin. Better wife that girl up.
by Wendellen Lennox September 15, 2013
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holy mackinaw

Equivilant to 'Holy Shit'. Often used by hockey announcer Joe Bowen.
"Holy Mackinaw! What a save made by Belfour!"
by matt October 23, 2003
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Rage Against The Machine

Popular rap metal band of the 1990s consisting of vocalist Zack de la Rocha, guitarist Tom Morello, bassist Tim Commeford, and drummer Brad Wilk. Broke up in 2001 and changed into Audioslave.
Known for their left-wing political views (and lyrics), and for instigating the nu-metal genre of the late 1990s. Unlike most modern nu-metal bands, however, they included many traditional heavy metal techniques such as guitar riffs and solos.
If you are an anarchist or are just angry with the system you live in, then Rage Against the Machine is the band for you.
by TheEye5000 September 17, 2004
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Mackinsey

A total BAMF and fireballl who loves to fall in puddles. Pretty much an amazing girl.

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That girl is a total Mackinsey.
by AshleyMarieG October 16, 2008
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