Lance Armstrong

When a girl gives a guy head when she has plutonium in her mouth.

Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!

by Joshe December 3, 2006

Lance

Extremely tall and insane creatures usually have wide shoulders hard to talk to because they hide all emotions or give off a opposite emotion but when they warm up to you are extremely protective and will always have your back

Hugo from the looney toons is a total Lance

by Arron17 November 24, 2016

Lance stroll

He is a very overhated f1 driver because his dad owns a f1 team and he is a billionaire

Hey do u know lance stroll
Oh yeah. Daddy’s cash 🤡

by Freddie Mercury f1 addict March 22, 2021

Laineybot

Bisexual, Agender YouTuber & ex-Myspace star formerly known as TaylorXTrauma. They are married to controversial YouTube personality Onision.

They love matcha green tea (with vanilla soy milk and honey), they're vegetarian, and collect fidget spinners.
Their current favorite spinner is the gay one that lights up, Todd.

Laineybot just got their 567th fidget spinner in the mail from one of their patrons!

by grapefruitgay July 25, 2017

lance

(verb) to cheat in order to win... then don't fess up when everyone says you did, and a mountain of evidence is against you, and all your sponsors drop you and your organization.

I lanced my way to victory.

He really lanced his career.

I'd sooner get lanced out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

by NotQuiteRelevantUsername October 25, 2012

Lance

He is a bisexual sharpshooter and is dating a gay emo country guy with a mullet named Keith!

Lance: Aw I wanna hug!
Keith: *hugs Lance gay like*

by Pidge P. Holt April 17, 2019

Lance

(verb)

1: To lie about or deny the truth in any circumstance. To cover up or hide.

2: To manipulate or deceive someone for personal gain or notoriety.

3: To sue or bring suit against someone.

1. I honestly believed that I was supporting a legitimate charity with my hard-earned money, but it turns out that I fell victim to a con man. I got Lanced.

2: When it sounds too good to be true, you've probably been Lanced.

3: Joe said that if I breathed a word to anybody that he was stealing from his boss, he'd Lance me for libel.

by Truthseeker58 January 23, 2013