Flab Knocker

A pair of female breasts that are made completly out of flab.

EWWW DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS TITS?!

I know! They were obvioulsy flab knockers!

by atomic thigh clap August 2, 2011

got me by the knockers

How New Jersians say, "I don't know."

Tom gave me a puzzle to figure out and wouldn't you know it got me by the knockers!

by petersonto March 14, 2008

Taco Knocker

A female who is known to perform a sexual act with another female known as "Knocking Tacos" bumping uglies instead of the use of a male

She is fine, huh. Too bad the bitch is a Taco Knocker.

by DICK,DICKll,LADYDICK December 7, 2009

apple knocker

A rustic.

Last game we got beaten by apple knockers!

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

cod knocker

a guy who constantly grabs and adjust his privates

man, that dude at the bar is constantly playing with his junk, he's such a cod knocker.

by redneckpirate September 20, 2009

fart knocker

n. 1. one who knocks farts
2. one who has the ability to penetrate gas with solid
3. one who can walk through a green cloud with no ill
effects
4. one who thinks he/she has discovered a door, only to
realize later that it was a fart
5. a brown, smelly ghost
6. one who uses: lol, ur, prolly, teh, etc.

Bruce: Knock knock.
Bob: Who's there.
Bruce: Fart.
Bob: Fart who?
Bruce: Fart Knocker.
Bob: Fuck you.

by camp lickalotta March 13, 2008

hob-knocker

something gross and illegal.

"He called me a hob-knocker. I don't even know what that means!"

by most epic person February 7, 2009