jaked

to screw somebody over, or to get screwed over in a BIG way.

Tom was supposed to get a large raise in pay this quarter, but he got jaked as it was given to Bob instead.

by trucker May 31, 2006

JFKed

When a man perchs on the headboard of his bed, jerking off, trying to shoot a load on his significant other, while they walk around the bed waving to an imaginary crowd of people.

Man: Ugghh! Take that bitch!
Woman: Oh, I've just been JFKed!

by littlegold August 21, 2006

juke

Intentionally puking on your partner at the moment of climax. A combination of the words jizz and puke.

I'm pretty sure I got roofied and juked on my girlfriend last night. It's the only thing that's explains the missing 4 hours and puke in my truck.

by firemule May 31, 2014

jucked

to have had sex or fucked a hoe!

yo, i jucked that bitch last night!

by cara susanne July 30, 2006

juke

in south london and other parts , to 'juke' someone means to stab them

'do u wanna get juked' ,'i'll juke him'

by J-Town April 14, 2005

Juke

To Jizz from your mouth.

Or, to Puke out Jizz.

It happens when you are disgusted and turned on in the same time.

(Watching 3 girls 2 cups)

Murph: "Aww, I'm gonna juke!"

*Murph Jukes*

Dan: "Aww Man, Murph totally Juked on your desk!"

(As Seen on CollegeHumor)

by Gogglesz May 15, 2010

Jaked

v. When you pronounce or write something wrong

Kody: He should right a book!
Ashley: Don't you mean write?
Kody: No, I jaked it.

by ashleyyymarie March 24, 2011