JFKed

When getting head your load is so powerful it forces the head to jerk back and to the left. "You JFKed her"
by Fosbury January 28, 2007
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JFKed

When a man perchs on the headboard of his bed, jerking off, trying to shoot a load on his significant other, while they walk around the bed waving to an imaginary crowd of people.
Man: Ugghh! Take that bitch!
Woman: Oh, I've just been JFKed!
by littlegold August 21, 2006
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JFKed

A possible abbreviation for "Just Fucking Killed", shouted by murder witnesses. If you want to send someone to their grave, be sure to take the person's life in a discreet area. In public, reactions will be unpredictable.
Murderer: "Now, to dispatch this fucker."
Witness: "What the actual fuck?!?! You JFKed that guy!!!"
by ArchTitans September 15, 2016
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jfked

the act of stealing another players items on runescape
person 1: "Awww man... I just lent my Poonslayer420 my full bandos and he put me on ignore"
person 2: "l0l that nigga jfked you"
by 7 for 20 July 30, 2018
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The act of getting SNIPED in the back of your giant head and dying.
The dad in the giver told the baby to get jfked and proceeded to shoot him in the fucking head.
by Smalldickbigdreams6969 March 06, 2021
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JFKed dat hoe

It is where you are having sex, then you ejaculate on her frontal lobe, and her head goes back and to the left.

For extra effect, have a second shooter.
It is still a mystery who JFKed dat hoe.
by DamnBigFeet April 16, 2009
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