jerky curtains

long pussy lips, worn out pussy, a well used vagina, stretched out labia

her labia resembled a pair of jerky curtains

by fman68 October 31, 2006

jerkymon

Jerking off to the tv show Pokemon, popular with under ten's and teenage chavs

Lord_gay_1: Did you see that episode of pokemon last night?
Lord_Gay_1: I played Jerkymon for so long my batteries nearly died!
Astartes889: *logs off*

by Astartes889 June 11, 2006

Jernay

Smart but all can be sneaky but she cand also be a bitch at times but she can also so be a sweetheart but could annoying but full of joy and peace she can be funny and full of laughter but her mood can change very quickly her mood can change really quick

Jernay was laughing at a joke until some said something about her so her mood change quickly

by Itsyagurlforlife January 7, 2019

worm jerky

n. worms that wash up from the ground during rainstorms and helplessly dehydrate in the sun afterward into a hard squiggle.

"Ew, don't step on that worm jerky - it crunches underfoot in such an unsettling manner."

by Shannon L-B April 18, 2008

Double the jerky

This is where to males face each other with the tips of their dicks touching and one of the males, or another member jacks both dicks off in one fluid motion

Double the jerky is so much better than one

by Bayu6969 April 28, 2009

beaver jerky

said of old woman genitalia; old beaver; includes the area near the clitoris; available to old men who can't get anything better

Is beaver jerky any good? You seem young to have settled for beaver jerky. Beavery jerky is better than nothing.

by nunya biznus June 12, 2006

Beef Jerky

The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.

They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.

by Michael April 22, 2005