Beavery

Adj. Describe a partially unshaven male. I.e. they look rough and hairy like a beaver.

Boy: What do you think of my beard? I've decided to start growing one.

Girl: It's stupid. It makes you look beavery.

by Wikki October 17, 2005

Beaver Beaver

An improved variation of Slap Bag, originating in Laramie, Wyoming. This game involves one party-goer pulling out a bag of wine, chugging from said bag, then enthusiastically yelling, "BEAVER! BEAVER!" Another party-goer is then obligated to shout out, "Wine Receiver!!!" Once this 'receiver' call is made, the original party-goer must toss, throw, or chuck the aforementioned bag of wine toward the receiver. The receiver will then catch and chug from the bag, shout out "BEAVER BEAVER," and repeat the action in perpetuity until the bag has been fully drained of its contents.

Party Goer 1: <pulls out bag of Franzia Sunset Blush and chugs a reasonable amount of wine>
Party Goer 1: "Beaver Beaver!"
Party Goer 2: "WINE RECEIVER!!!"
Party Goer 1: <chucks the bag of wine in a reckless fashion, barely reaching the vicinity of Party Goer 2>
Party Goer 2: <makes a magnificent one-handed snag after tip-toeing through a gasoline-infused bonfire and reaching between the chairs of two other innocent party-goers>
All Other Party Goers: "Wooooooo!!!!" (while clapping and cheering for Party Goer 2)
Party Goer 2: <chugs a slightly more healthy amount of wine from the bag than Party Goer 1>
Party Goer 2: "Beaver Beaver!"
Overly-Drunken Party Goer 3: "Wine receiver, BITCHES!!!"
Party Goer 2: <lightly tosses a perfectly catchable bag toward Party Goer 3>
Party Goer 3: <reaches for the bag, stumbles, barely touches the bag, and falls face-first into the lush (i.e., dry and yellow) Laramie grass>
<the wine bag falls innocently to the ground>
All Other Party Goers: "Oooooo..." (while snickering and shaking heads in a sign of immense social shame)
Party Goer 3: <gets up, picks of the bag, chugs, and the game continues>

by GrownUpAssMan April 27, 2023

Serious as a beaver

Utmost seriousness. Unequivocal state of demanding careful consideration or application.

Person 1: "Are you serious? Are we really going to this party?"

Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"

Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"

by eduardo_saverin January 25, 2013

Beaver Waterfall

A beaver waterfall is when a woman lies down in the bathtub, places both legs on the wall, places her vagina underneath the faucet, and uses running water to masterbate.

Sheila was feeling very lonely after watching "Murder, She Wrote" so she decided it was time for a beaver waterfall.

by Michael_Scarn June 8, 2015

Beaver theory

The scientific explanation that explains how every building block in this universe is a beaver. This phenomenon is called the the beaver theory.

Another famous theory is that every living organism a beaver is but we don't know because our brain blocks it.

Prof: make sure you learn beaver theory by tomorrow!
Student: Ok beaver!!!!!

by Eliasisnotgay October 11, 2020

Big Beaver Cleaver

A Big Beaver Cleaver is a very large penis.

Pablo had a Big Beaver Cleaver which pleased lovers every where.

by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

Beaverflection shuffle

A dance specifically created to position the highly polished upper surfaces of the male shoe directly under the skirt of an unsuspecting female in the hopes of catching a glimpse of her beaver.

Watch that dude! He's got the beaverflection shuffle down to a science!

by YAWA April 21, 2015