hotmen

When you see two men.. and they're literally on fire.

Son"Dad, those are some hotmen..."
Dad"Son, you're coming out as ga- oh, you're right, they're literally on fire"

by ILikePeopleOfAge February 23, 2022

you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

Your so good looking that you make a person's Hart rase and howl as is they were a hunting hound on a fresh animal track

Damn girl you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

by Jonnyblow December 19, 2016

Hottest freaken girl ever

My mother. She's got a badonkadonk that is 32 inches around the first cheek and 31 around the other.

Damn she is your mother, don't be saying that.
But she's the hottest freaken girl ever.

by Poopsmith February 27, 2003

Hootenanny

The scheduling of anal sex days in advance.

Grab some lube this week and lets have a hootenanny Friday night!

by Captain Hook is the best! September 11, 2022

Hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.

You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

by Patricia Bosworth September 4, 2009

hottest man alive

one man, Frankie Grande

Person 1: Who is the hottest man alive?
Person 2: Oh, it has got to be Frankie Grande.

by frankiegrandesnumber1fan January 9, 2021

hootenanny

Some scottish lingo for party

I went to a hootenanny last night, hoots!

by andy milton January 13, 2006