Heifer

Used to mean pregnant cow. But is also an insult meaning fat woman.

My ex boyfriend is now in a relationship with a heifer.

by BanditTheGreat January 2, 2011

heffer

fat conceited girl, thinks she's all that
- thinks she's the hottest shit around

- Damn, that Bessy baby is such a heffer

-i know man she's so conceited and thinks she's so hot with her sparkly purse and tight jeans

by HereNthere November 1, 2009

loose-ass heffa

Every neighborhood's got one. 'Nuff said.

Remember the bitch from "Varsity Blues" who covered herself in whipped cream and threw herself at her man's friend? THAT'S A LOOSE-ASS HEFFA!

by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004

hefer

A word often used in Scotland when referring to a large famale. Possibly comes from the word hefty.

Get oot ma face, ya fat hefer!

by Stardog August 22, 2008

Heffer

The fat steer on Rocko's Modern Life. He is a mama's boy most of the time and he is almost always hungry considering he weighs about 600 pounds.

"Hey Rocko, you got any leftovers?"

by Corb August 29, 2004

heifer

a reallllllyyyyy fat ugly girl who thinks shes hot

that girl brook is a hoe but her friend abbyy damm she is a heafty heiferrrr

by sbo6 May 18, 2006

Hefferthrusherment

Main Entry: Hefferthrusherment
Pronunciation: 'heff-er-thrush-er-ment'
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin Heffersher
Date: 14th century
1 : upsidedown I 1
2 : often capitalized : Chris is retarded

I love you Chris, but i had to do it.

by Anastasia November 4, 2004