The act of giving a hand job in which the tip of the penis is pointed directly into the palm of the female's hand. Then, in claw-like fashion, the young maiden uses her fingers (with the palm still firmly attached to the head) to massage the shaft to the point of climax.
Steve: "So how's Donna with her hands?"
Charlie: "Well...at first I thought she didn't know what she was doing, but then I realized she was tryin' to give me the ol' Mad Hatter and I relaxed."
Charlie: "Well...at first I thought she didn't know what she was doing, but then I realized she was tryin' to give me the ol' Mad Hatter and I relaxed."
by CMWin October 4, 2009
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by blehh January 3, 2008
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The horrible feeling when you leave your loved one before they board a flight at Heathrow. The knowing that your will be getting massive blue balls until they are back.
by Bruce Dorsett June 21, 2013
Get the Hatton Cross Blues mug.A very confusing person. Someone who is hard to come around but will eventually. Don't give up if she doesn't. She's a lesbian but still fun to be around. I absolutely adore her but she's more loyal to her childhood friends. Still worth to be friends with tho because she'll make you DIE laughing.
by Wonder Woman's Lasso May 7, 2019
Get the Hattie mug.council estate in manchester where all the wanna be roadmen hang out, listening to shit drill music, hanging outside maccies waiting to harass julie, sat in the car park on their bikes with “mandem” taking videos for the snap. it’s so funny that the ones that actually do it don’t think it applies to them because they’re not “roadmen” when in fact they are.
normal person: “shittt is that the year 8/9/10 roadmen in the tesco car park?”
normal person 2: “yeah fuck sake that tesco squad’s back at it again, we’ll go another way round, i hate hattersley bro”
normal person 2: “yeah fuck sake that tesco squad’s back at it again, we’ll go another way round, i hate hattersley bro”
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