a Harper is a person who will shit on the phone with you with her mic and camera on, and also sends you videos of her pissing (you can hear the piss stream too). She is not all that bad once you get past her Hitler and orphan jokes (especially directed towards me since I am adopted). She makes you laugh and smile until you are literally throwing up, and she can also inhale a whole ass meal in one bite. I love Harper's, and they are so fun to be around.
Harper is such an uwu pick me girl
by AXELYYNNN February 16, 2023
Get the Harpermug. the whitest kid youll ever meet and he pulls 30000000 bitches
has either a middle part and looks retarded or has any other haircut and looks hot asf
has either a middle part and looks retarded or has any other haircut and looks hot asf
by aarav patel the monkey July 27, 2023
Get the harpermug. Person 1: “Devin Micheal Harper is better spitroasted”
Person 2: “Actually if you spit roast them they’ll explode due to the amount of ’gyat’ in the Devin Micheal Harper”
Person 2: “Actually if you spit roast them they’ll explode due to the amount of ’gyat’ in the Devin Micheal Harper”
by Korg joeyish November 27, 2023
Get the Devin Micheal Harpermug. He is the most fun person to be around. He will always find a way to make you laugh and have a good time. He may be shy at first. He is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. He typically is a flirt and will always want to be around you if he likes you. You need a Harper in your life, he will make it better
Person 1: Did Harper give you that?
Person 2: Oh yeah, Harper saw that I was cold so he gave me his jacket.
Person 2: Oh yeah, Harper saw that I was cold so he gave me his jacket.
by Fhiskcjsldjeo January 19, 2022
Get the Harpermug. Harper is that quiet girl who everyone secretly adores. She often keeps her mouth shut, but if you talk to her you will most definitely fall for her. Harpers often have bangs. They are cute and funny but also very timid. They often have several people ask them out but they will usually say no to everyone.
Goddamn, Harper is so insightful.
by #Thatgirl/quiet October 31, 2019
Get the Harpermug. by Archieology January 5, 2024
Get the Nick Harpermug. very funny and cute and an amazing girlfriend but will take you brand new what nike sweatshirt after a week
by JaceKroger October 29, 2019
Get the Harpermug.