Banana Hammock

A man thong.

I bought my man a banana hammock yesterday for our trip to the Bahamas.

by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016

dirty hammock

An uncanny woman's vaginal area especially if it's flappy. One in which you go in and come out dirtier than you went in.

I went down on this girls dirty hammock and felt like I was eating used hockey equipment.

by BUSTABYMZ October 3, 2017

Belizean Hammock

The sexual act of cutting a hole in a Hammock with the intent of having a female lie in the hammock and defecate in a Males Mouth

Man last night I gave John McAfee the biggest Belizean Hammock yet!

by Mrmuggles May 28, 2018

Hotdog hammock

When 2 overweight men lay upon eachother and place their hotdogs in-between each others breasts and begin to tit wank each other simultaneously (add desired condiments if required)

Did you hear about Richard and Lee the other night they went out for a hotdog hammock!

by Dr kevstein July 14, 2023

Victor Darnell Hadnot

Victor Darnell Hadnot (August 17, 1954) is an African American mainstream, Fantasy, Horror, Science Fiction, Mystery, and Christian Science Fiction writer.

Best known for his theatrical play/novel Herodian and Archibald Gardener: The Sparks Fly Upward, Victor Darnell Hadnot is widely considered one of the up and coming, prolific African American writers of Christian Science Fiction of the 21st century.

Victor Darnell Hadnot's popularity has been increased by various adaptations of his work, Herodian and Archibald Gardener, with various local plays of Herodian, being done in different locations across the nation and in foreign countries.

Victor Darnell Hadnot:
Some of his recent works include:
1. Eontimeoc

2. The Spice Merchants of Riner

3. Behold the Face of God

4. Archibald Gardener: The Sparks Fly Upward

5. Herodian

6. The Horns of the Unicorns

7. The Wheels of God

8. Praise Faith to God’s Glory

9. Dios Sueno Maquina (God’s Dream Machine)

10. Candy Harlow: Space Detective

11. Martian Amish

12. I am Susan

by Nancy Talbot, Literary Editor January 8, 2010

Banana Hammock

A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling

"Dude, did you see that fat old bastard at the pool wearing a banana hammock?

by Pinp nasty October 12, 2008

Hammocking

The act of “69ing” on a hammock, except when the male is about to reach climax, the female forces the man to ejaculate into his own mouth/facial area, impregnating the woman with his own face.

man #1: “Hey did you hear about what Dalton did on the 4th of July?”

man #2: “No, what’d he do?”
man #1: “He totally was hammocking with his girlfriend!”
man #2: “No way! That’s sick!”

by Johnny Asswipe IV September 23, 2022