god

The aura of everything in existence.

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

god

God- The dude with all power and stuff. He has shiney glowy super-being powers.

(The omnipotent being scriptX is mad at because he got herpes from his lover and now can't be accepted among his friends and family. Blames it all on the guy upstairs when he knows its all his own fault.)

"Dude, God just pwnz0r3d me in Raven Shield!"

by Butters McTripsterflipster April 17, 2004

god

A creature of great power and rules...stuff. There are many of these beings in liturature and other fiction.

God? Which one? Buddah? Zeus?

by Choo-Choo McGrew September 16, 2006

god

The exception to all absolutes.

To provide an example would be contrary to my definition for God.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

god

In Anglo-American Mythology: an entity which has traditionally been male but is more likely female. A mechanism for self defense against disgust - ex 'Oh, GOD!'. A person who is the father of a carpenter. At one time in history, Bill Gates.

God kills a kitten everytime you masturbate.

God doesn't discriminate. She hates mormons and morons alike.

by Scarlett May 13, 2003

god

A supernatural, female entity often mistaken by major religions as being male.

Let us thank God for all which She has bestowed upon us. In the name of the Mother, the Daughter and the Holy Spirit. Ah-women.

by tu sabes quien soy August 17, 2009

god

god supposedly created us and everything in the universe.

if god is truly all loving and merciful he must not be perfect. for example god can't be every where at the same time. the history of civilization has for the most part been the march of time knee deep in blood and killed humans. god could have had to go to another part of the universe to start a new science project and leave this one. or maybe to fight evil or some other shit that was of grave importance. however god tunes in to planet earth from time to time and does give us some nice things like the music of mozart, bossa nova music and dance, me:mo and other idm/alpha wave music artists, nice days with puffy white clouds in the sky, dusk and dawn,pictures and videos of foreign naked, LEGAL young women on met-art(et al) to jerk off to, and the like.

by emotional_invalid January 27, 2009