Fappee

the person a fapper faps to

Chris: Hey Tom who did you fap to last night?
Tom: My fappee?
Chris: Yeah
Tom: I fapped over Jessica

by Fill_ June 18, 2015

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fapple pie

It's the 2nd pie in the famous two for $1 deal at Mickey D's. After you've finished your entree and your 1st pie for dessert, open the box of the remaining pie and insert your penis. While securing the closed end of the pie box with your index and middle fingers, fuck the pie.

Elliot: "Let me have a number 3 with a coke and a couple of fapple pies...HOT!" Cashier: "You're going to fuck both of them?? My god you're a savage!! Elliot: "One for the ride home bitch."

by Jaydubble October 30, 2017

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fappy fettuccine

Fappy Fettuccine is the process of having fettuccine and using it jerk off your dick and then feed it to your partner

The Fappy Fettuccine was so good I came back for seconds

by EthanTheFapGod February 12, 2018

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fappyfan

A fan of masturbating with a fan nearby

He loves masterbation so much that he must be a FappyFan,this means he's a big fan of it. He does it so much he's doing it right now on the sofa.

by Faloofa January 3, 2021

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Fappier Than Ever

When Billie Eilish’s song not only makes you Happier Than Ever, but it makes you so excited that you wanna fap as it plays.

It starts out light enough but grows into a sound of cock n roll pleasure so powerful you wanna fap to the beat and let out some of your biggest moans.

Ben: Billie’s new song makes me feel fappier than ever, I love it.
Gregory: Me too.

by gregben February 26, 2022

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