Fantabulary Theory

The Fantabulary Theory states that if you want to do it, it's bad for you.
It conceived it while half asleep in the morning, yearning to slip back into my dream, but obligated to attend school.
If the option sounds fantabulous to you, it's actually an awful choice.

Examples of Fantabulary Theory situations:
You want a slab of chocolate cake. Unfortunately, chocolate cake will make you fat.
You want to drink soda. Water's so much better for you.
You want to punch Lucas in the face. But that will lead to suspension from school, firing from a job, lawsuits, and various other negative effects.

by Seina Rosa January 19, 2006

Fantacular

To be more then Fantastic and more than spectacular. Fantacular

She is so very fantacular.

by JoeyDWilson December 9, 2008

Fantagasm

A very fantastic experience compared to an orgasm

man that was one fantagasm party last night

by quinny2010 July 31, 2009

Fanta-C

A drink that is claimed to be Orange Fanta, but is actually Hi-C.

Dude: Try some of this Orange Fanta!

Guy: Man, you living in a Fantasy! That stuff is Fanta-C!

by The Frohawk April 12, 2010

Fanta grip

An unbelievably strong hold or grasp. Named for the way some people cling onto their Fanta when there is the risk of it being taken from them.

Babies would have a better chance holding onto their candy if they had Fanta grip.

by MmdC7 July 6, 2011

Fantabusauce

Fantabusauce. Adj. A descriptor indicating extreme skill, teamwork, and commitment. When someone is so over-the-top fantastic, fabulous, and exemplifies awesomesauce, they are said to be FANTABUSAUCE.

My co-worker on this project went over-the-top in her teamwork and dedication. Ann is FANTABUSAUCE!

by dizzy4355 February 26, 2015

Fanta

A killjoy or buzkill. Someone who kills the vibe or just ruins a moment

Yoh Braden, why you gotta be a fanta all the time

by Savage_b34st November 19, 2017