Look man, give it to me straight, none of that blinker fluid bullshit........Went to the pot shop and told the bud tender, " none of that blinkerfluid bullshit."
by BlinkerfluidBullshit March 22, 2021
courtney has some nasty peanut butter fluid
by harpreet-the-back-builder June 12, 2009
When riding through the wilderness, it is impossible to not have a boner. This being the case, make sure to bring a girl along. Get her to begin giving you some off-road head.
Now, this is the tricky part. Basically, you are going to open the sunroof at the perfect time so that your splooge rockets out the top of the car. Hit the brakes so that the spunk makes it forward far enough to land on your windshield. If you don't think you can make this happen, then you better hope you can close your sunroof in time. Once on the windshield, hit the wipers and use your Coors enriched Rocky Mountain man juice to clean the dirt off of your car.
This trick can also be performed in a Jeep, but be careful as there is no sunroof to close in case it doesn't make it to the windshield.
Now, this is the tricky part. Basically, you are going to open the sunroof at the perfect time so that your splooge rockets out the top of the car. Hit the brakes so that the spunk makes it forward far enough to land on your windshield. If you don't think you can make this happen, then you better hope you can close your sunroof in time. Once on the windshield, hit the wipers and use your Coors enriched Rocky Mountain man juice to clean the dirt off of your car.
This trick can also be performed in a Jeep, but be careful as there is no sunroof to close in case it doesn't make it to the windshield.
Jeff- Hey Brendan, can we take the Jeep out?
Brendan- Sure dude, I just cleaned her up.
Jeff- Oh, did you take her to the car wash?
Brendan- Nah, I was getting a Colorado Blowjob at first then switched to some off-road head. I slipped a bit and gave her a Colorado Cock-slap, but that didn't stop us. When it was time to finish I figured I might as well let the cum fly and clean up the Jeep a bit.
Jeff- Good work, Lebowskeet. Way to use your pud for some Colorado Washer Fluid. Karioka.
Brendan- Sure dude, I just cleaned her up.
Jeff- Oh, did you take her to the car wash?
Brendan- Nah, I was getting a Colorado Blowjob at first then switched to some off-road head. I slipped a bit and gave her a Colorado Cock-slap, but that didn't stop us. When it was time to finish I figured I might as well let the cum fly and clean up the Jeep a bit.
Jeff- Good work, Lebowskeet. Way to use your pud for some Colorado Washer Fluid. Karioka.
by youngchub April 21, 2011
noun: An adult beverage, predominantly made with alcohol that is consumed with the main goal of becoming inebriated and reducing inhibitions.
Before going to the partee, Theresa drank some get right fluid, so she could get crunk on the dance floor.
by Upgrayedd -- with 2 d's for a double dose March 15, 2007
More commonly refered to as Jizz Pirate, this is the name given to 'Jizz Pirates' on the black market, however to the law and most others Jizz Pirate is what they are known by.
It is possible that Jizz piracy is illegal so if you hear of it, remember: report it, don't support it!
See Jizz Pirate for more details.
It is possible that Jizz piracy is illegal so if you hear of it, remember: report it, don't support it!
See Jizz Pirate for more details.
Jack was nervous at first, with the penis at his mouth, however remembering his new position of bucaneer of ejaculationary fluids, he knew that this mans semen needed to be hijacked.
by DanteRhodesWatts February 21, 2009
A hue of color. Not commonly found in the 24 pack of Crayola Crayons.(possibly in the 54 pack im not sure) This color can usually describe the color of ones face while in an explosive mood.
Kid A-"dude did you see Brians face when he got really pissed off??"
Kid B-"yeah bro it was Menstral Fluid Red"
Kid B-"yeah bro it was Menstral Fluid Red"
by NiggerBounce February 22, 2009
Person 1: I'm Bi-fluid!
Person 2: Woah! You're very unique! So you're Bisexual and Genderfluid at the same time too?!
Person 1: Yea!
Person 2: Woah! You're very unique! So you're Bisexual and Genderfluid at the same time too?!
Person 1: Yea!
by qwq._Lyn February 9, 2020