Flufflechum

A Flufflechum is someone who is not feeling well but is still cute and fuckable.

"Libby, you are such a flufflechum"

Person one: I'm not feeling to good

Person two: shh my lil flufflechum let me put my shlong dong in your chum bucket.

by StoopidCunt November 9, 2021

fluffer doodle

A fart basically.

Joanna: “that reeks!”
Harry: “sorry, just fluffer doodled.”
Joanna: “never fluffer doodle again then.”

by Ineedaguff November 22, 2021

fluffet

A cute fluffy guinea pig.

I have a fluffet

by fluffet April 11, 2022

Flufferisement

The act of making a very young and very fluffy puppy the fluffiest possible like ever after traumatic emotionally fucking bath aka damages suit? and a blow and brush.. sounds slutty! And coke addicted but no.. it's the act of grooming a puppy.. a flufferisement! 🐶

Sorry I'm running late it's just Lulu was reluctant today to succumb to her weekly flufferisement.. the little thing doesn't realise she's a poodle yet! Bless her.. (mummy thinking get used to it precious! It's better than heroin chic clandestine junkie Baby hair matting! Sign of a bad mummy.. unfit for puppyhood.. because Lab culture.. it's so groundbreaking

by Miss Beachy June 30, 2023

Fluffernoodle

A whimsical and fluffy creation that brings joy and comfort, like a comforting stuffed toy.

I snuggled up with my fluffernoodle, a soft and cuddly stuffed animal, for a cozy night's sleep.

by Marc2.0 August 10, 2023

Mental Fluffer

A person who gets you mentally "steeled up" to go have sex with another person.

"But I dont know if she wants me to make a move"

"Just go make your move."

"But what should I do?"

"Look take your chances, I can't be your mental fluffer"

OR

Mike: "I really like her, but won't make a move unless I'm certain."
Anne: "Well there's no 'sure thing' but you'll never know if you don't try."
Mike: "You think it's worth a try?"
Anne: "Look man, all I know is that she's hot, you're horny and if you don't make a move you'll never be able to tap that ass!"(mental fluffing)
Mike: "You're right. I'm on it!"

by Red Shiksa October 6, 2011

ego fluffer

Someone whose main purpose is to follow others around making them feel like they can do no wrong. See: ass kisser, toady, and sycophant. Term is derived from "fluffer" in the porn industry (a person who keeps male porn stars erect between shots).

There's no point in talking to my girlfriend about my problems. She's such an ego fluffer that she wouldn't give me constructive criticism anyway.

by Shiroto October 20, 2012