dark lord jesus

When Jesus decides to pull a Morgan freeman So he can fuck black bitches

john: Man Dark lord Jesus sure is one for them black bitches

by I_No_Gay_Boi December 1, 2017

Dark Meme Lord

A person who finds entertainment in and shares nothing, but dark humored meme's that most people would find distasteful.

"Josh only shares meme's about dead babies. That guy's a dark meme lord I swear!"

by The Dark Meme Lord August 5, 2019

Dark Legacy syndrome

A disease closely related to downsyndrome, if you are friends with anyone in Dark Legacy you might also have the Dark Legacy syndrome, and you should consider testing yourself for it.

You are in Dark Legacy? wow you must have the Dark Legacy syndrome

by Oceanman123 February 23, 2021

Dark Larrie

the darkest of larries who frolic around their everyday lives outing larry, completely oblivious to the fact that larry is still not out. those who believe “larry is real” is basic human knowledge.

“Marry Harry!” - fan
“Nah hes taken.” - Ed Sherran
“By Louis!!” - fan
“Innit” *chuckles*

Dark Larries: Ed Sherran, Roman Kemp, OBAMA AND BIDEN??, Bebe Rexa, Little Mix, James Corden, Ariana Grande, Ashe, Kacey Musgraves, Lottie, Niall, Lizzo, that one interviewer “Louis Tomlinson whos.. obviously with Harry Styles.” and tbc…

by lilylovies April 27, 2022

dark cloud from hell

That special waitress who approaches your table - clearly wishing you would die during her shift - and asks "How is everything?"

Here comes the dark cloud from hell. Grab your dinner before she confiscates it.

by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2023

Dark Red szn

Derived from the song “Dark Red” by Steve Lacy, Dark Red szn (season) is a time in Autumn (usually sept.-Nov.) where falling in love just seems a bit better.

It can also be defined as a way to say that it’s Fall or almost Fall.

Dude 1: Yo! Is almost Dark Red szn.

Dude 2: Yes! I can’t wait to finally wear sweaters again!

by Keilli August 20, 2023

Zero Dark Stupid

Originating from Zero Dark Hundred and the more well known Zero Dark Thirty; All being variations of military timings meaning midnight, or half past midnight.

Zero Dark Stupid is a generalization of these timings, meaning "at some ungodly hour in the morning".

Private Pyle had to get up at zero dark stupid and run laps around the camp, or else the DI would stomp his guts out for being a famf.

by George Clemens January 29, 2019