A individual using highly algorithmic brain function, can discriminate between the extremes of douche-like behavior to select the most appropriate weapon to terminate douches, whether a garden-variety douche, Douches Maximus, or Douchesaurus Rex, to prevent a douchendo from occuring, while having douche discrimination to avoid premature termination of douchelexics.
(ala terminator).. Douchinator scanning.....scanning....garden-variety douche identified.....targeting
by Douchinator! September 21, 2011
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A dogtag similar to those worn by military personnel. A douchetag is such only when the accused douchebag who wears it has not actually been in the military
by OutAndAboutSF February 22, 2009
Get the Douchetag mug.like the phrase"you got to be kidding me" but as in someone is trying to use you or you have been used in a situation that you did not know of or having intentions of doing something but getting used in the procces
guy one: dude you wanna chill tonight.
guy two:yeah mean i'll be by later.
(to guys are together and riding around)
guy one:dude i told my girl that we would come pick her up
guy two: dude you got to be douchin me
guy two:yeah mean i'll be by later.
(to guys are together and riding around)
guy one:dude i told my girl that we would come pick her up
guy two: dude you got to be douchin me
by Sk8terdouche July 7, 2010
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Get the douchetard mug.combining the words douche and fantastic. being jealous with someone but truly meaning to give them praise.
Guy 1: Hey check out the new clothes I got for dancing tonight.
Guy 2: You are going to look so douchtastic in that.
Guy 1: Thanks.. I guess.
Guy 2: You are going to look so douchtastic in that.
Guy 1: Thanks.. I guess.
by CapoNaples March 26, 2007
Get the douchtastic mug.The annoying attitude or disposition of a total douche-bag, distinguished in part by name-dropping, long drawn-out anecdote of past questionable events, and loud, obnoxious back-patting of one's self.
I really thought Mark would be a good guy, but then he turned on the douchitude and I couldn't handle it!
by yogiwolfman June 28, 2009
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