Instead of faking a plausible excuse, a person tells an audacious lie in order to make it known that they just don't want to hang out with you, presumably in order to offend you enough that the situation won't occur again.
Jake: Hey man, you wanna go catch a flick at the old drive-thru?
Jim: Nah dude, I'm having Jesus over for dinner.
Jake: Weak!
Jim: Nah dude, I'm having Jesus over for dinner.
Jake: Weak!
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Known to the locals as "The Ridge." The best Diner on the face of the earth. This diner is located in Park Ridge, New Jersey in Bergen County. This diner features such menu items as "The Combo Wrap", "The Thanksgiving Day Wrap", "Combo Wrap on a Hard Roll", good coffe, huge chocolate chip cookies, and "The Combo Platter." This diner is known for high school kids to hang out outside until 3AM. ALso, after kids get drunk/high they flock to The Ridge.
I just had a sweet night in Bergen County and my friends and I are drunk. Hey lets go to the Ridge Diner!
by Andrew and Evan May 13, 2006
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Get the winner winner chicken dinner mug.Mike's Diner was a 24 hour diner in Manassas, VA. It was closed on December 14, 2004 but it's memory will live on in the hearts of the regulars.
Viva Mike's!
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by Ri January 20, 2005
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Get the Dinner Plate Nips mug.the godliest of all New Jersey diners. Located on the greatest road of all, Route 9, in Howell. Makes excellent Pizza Burgers. open 24 hrs.
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