dfgt

down for a good time

Haley: Lets go out tonight and find our soul mates!

Rachel: No thanks. Im just dfgt

or...

Haley: Wanna go to the beach later on?

Rachel: sure, im dfgt

by zzslippers January 7, 2010

dfgdfg

One of the many products of repeatedly smashing the keys of a computer in boredom/frustration/stupidity. The cyber equivalent of a chipmunk screaming in anger.

Girl 1: OMG IM SOOO BORDDDD GHSDFGSFGDFGDFGDS!!!
Girl 2: ...Ok..?

by Immanoob September 26, 2010

dff

designated fat friend
1) someone who hangs out with someone else that is much larger then there self
2) someone who is fat and hangs out with skinny people
3) when a skinny girl hangs out with a fat girl to make her look better

hey did you see that dff?
yeah holy shit that bitch was huge but her friend was cute

by Dj slander aka gh0std0g December 25, 2005

DFTS

Down For That Shit - When you are pretty pumped for something that has been suggested, for something you have been invited to, or any idea in general. Usually done over texting or social networking sites.

Texter 1: Hey bruh, Jasmine is throwing a crazy party, and we were goin to get hammered first, you in?

Reply from Texter 2: Haha, I'm definitely DFTS

by siphus October 9, 2009

DFU

acronym - dumb fucking user

I dreaded visiting the F corridor, as it is a haven for DFUs

by ali December 30, 2003

dfag

Daniel

That guy with really long hair must be a dfag. Hes such a faggot.

by Jessica Carol June 12, 2009

i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis

a disease spread via sight or contact, the symptoms being upon sight of a carrier, the newly-infected victim has the urge to throw the carrier down and violently sex them.

Dude, that chick that just walked by made my catch i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis

by zombiehunter951 November 20, 2009