nasty custard

The resulting potpourri of squishy feces after a particularly violent diarrhea episode.

Dude, after the burritos and booze last night I made a really nasty custard this morning in my old lady's bed.

by Ed J. September 16, 2006

The customer is always right

A maxim in the retail industry wherein a customer is first priority. The sentence is a logical fallacy because it never assumes that a customer can lie, (They do. A lot.) have unrealistic expectations, (They do. A lot.) make ridiculous demands, (They do. A lot.) or even flat-out abuse the staff member in question just because. (They... Well, you get the idea.) As a result, this mindset has led to many, many, MANY instances of customers acting like entitled jackasses because they think it will get them what they want.

"The customer is always right?" More like, "The customer is usually a moron and an asshole."

by Intelligence001 February 22, 2020

snatch custard

an absolutely disgusting phrase for vaginal discharge.

i don't think i'm capable of publicly using the phrase snatch custard, it's too disgusting.

by fat brewer January 24, 2010

customs

1. Habitual practices, including religious rituals.

2. Where smugglers get arrested.

I could get arrested in customs for smuggling books about religious customs into a country where atheism is the state religion.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

Cunt Custard

Taboo slang for vaginal discharge.

"I got a mouthful of her cunt custard."
"She came so hard that she was spraying cunt custard everywhere."
"What did her cunt custard smell/taste like?"

by Jake Reed March 1, 2006

bum custard

Similar to fanny batter it is a product of the anus usually (but not exclusively) derived from a mixture of lubricant, sex wee and faeces. Cant imagine it smells or tastes very good but doubtless there is some mexican cheese dragon type out there who puts it on their flakes in the morning...

She was walking down the street casually letting one go when with a massive burp her anus spewed forth a massive blob of bum custard

by Squirrelking May 12, 2004

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

by chaseathon! September 22, 2003