Cumsock

A specific type of sock, usually one too small to be worn on the foot, used by men in order to contain their ejaculate post-masturbation. Should this sock be found by ones mother, it is to be burned and never spoken of again and the man will be forbode from masturbation for a minimum on 6 months.

I couldn't get a gyal last night so I had to use my cumsock.

by ballsdeepinmustard June 21, 2023

cumsation

The euphoric feeling after you have an orgasm.

I can’t wait to have that cumsation feeling after sex.

by Biggin69 August 30, 2023

Cummache

A cum moustache.

Wiping cum ontop of a girls upper lip.

Damn I wish my girlfriend had a cummache like yours.

My girlfriends cummache is bigger than your dad's moustache

by Caitanator January 6, 2024

cumscious

to be full of cum, semen, sperm, jizz.

"he was very cumscious inside."

by leukio January 30, 2024

cumsicle

a popsicle made out of cum

omg! you got the all loved cumsicle???

by dana8sssss March 13, 2024

cumscara

When your older brother jerks off into a cotton then daps your eyeliner kit with his moist semen

Damn I thought I told you Brenda if you gon suck my dick you best be mourning like a rainy day in Seattle with yo ass sucking my d bitch Brenda you best be so sad that you one of my baddest hoes around you know I can only nut when I see your face smacked up and red and wet cumscara all ruined down your slutty bitch cakes and I need to nut so hard and if I don’t I’m gonna kick you in the can you little bitch don’t forget your cumscara

by Wolf murder March 21, 2024

cumscipades

Escapades and misadventures involving semen, usually billed as a thought experiment about how much money it would take for you to do something gross with semen.

"Would you eat all the cum in a retirement home for $200,000?"
"Dude, cut it out with the cumscipades."

by cheddartau March 28, 2024