cumscipades

Escapades and misadventures involving semen, usually billed as a thought experiment about how much money it would take for you to do something gross with semen.

"Would you eat all the cum in a retirement home for $200,000?"
"Dude, cut it out with the cumscipades."

by cheddartau March 28, 2024

cumscapades

A general term used to describe sexually explicit adventures that you (maybe a hoe, maybe a sexually liberated and experienced individual) embarks on for no reason other than your own pleasure and/or boredom.

I'm trying to be about these cumscapades: pegging bitches, eating some ass, and swinging with my S.O all on a Tuesday night.

Damn Gina, I heard about your cumscapades from Susan in finance. You're so dirty.

by WitchinDragon March 6, 2018